In Touch Says Angelina Tracy Is Keeping Charlie Sheen Cheating
According to In Touch magazine, lingerie model/escort Angelina Tracy and Charlie Sheen have been seen together. The Huffington Post reveals that it was not a normal shady rendezvous however. No, Brooke Mueller’s notorious husband – who is going through rehab just like she is right now – was spotted outside Angelina Tracy’s Studio City apartment wearing a hooded sweatshirt, dark glasses and … wait for it … a fake porn-style mustache! Yes, Charlie Sheen jokes write themselves at this point. Like payday loans with no faxing, they’re just too easy.
Angelina Tracy: an enabler?
12 step variety rehab programs usually don’t advise patients like Charlie Sheen to date anyone, including Angelina Tracy. At least they don’t advise it until the patient has things under control, and clearly running around in a fake mustache indicates that Charlie Sheen doesn’t have things “under control.”. Unhealthy relationships don’t help with recovery, which includes anything that will exploit addictions or otherwise enable inappropriate behavior. All reports – including those from In Touch, a publication that isn’t officially a licensed therapist but plays one on glossy paper – claim that Sheen has been struggling ever since he was arrested for Christmas following Brooke Mueller’s 911 call. Clandestine rendezvous with $ 3,000/hour escorts while in rehab don’t indicate Charlie Sheen’s issues are clearing up any time soon.
Nuggets from the In Touch Charlie Sheen/Angelina Tracy story
If Charlie Sheen wants to show Brooke Mueller that he’s “a changed man,” then he’ll have to bite the bullet, face reality and adhere to whatever fidelity cliché his Magic 8-ball of a conscience suggests. In Touch writes that “He is seeing Brooke and the kids a lot and is good about continuing treatment,” and that he has been “sweet” to his estranged wife. However, Mueller has rightfully taken it all with a grain of salt. In other salt news, Angelina Tracy (professional name: Nina) may love lots of salt on her margarita glass. What with rehab and all, Charlie probably shouldn’t be drinking the non-virgin stuff.
No virgins here – Sheen takes his shenanigans 100 proof
You have yourself a train wreck if you mix that with over proof libations. In Touch quotes one onlooker who saw Sheen leaving Angelina Tracy’s apartment as saying that “He ran down to his car. … It seemed like he wanted to leave as quickly as possible.” He sure did. There are so many lives to wreck and so little time. He might one day think of his children and get it, but don’t count on it. Angelina Tracy and women like her are eating up that college fund, enabling the creation of yet another dysfunctional wave of celebrity offspring.